so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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