He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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