Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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