To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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