I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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