is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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