I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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