i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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