This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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