I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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