nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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