True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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