she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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