Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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