Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Randomize
