Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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