Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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