the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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