Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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