well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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