Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize
