I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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