well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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