Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Randomize
