hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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