Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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