my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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