He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
last night I used snow as a chaser
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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