i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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