areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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