Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
