I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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