Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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