Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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