eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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