their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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