did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Randomize
