Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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