Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
The beer is more important than you right now.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
