My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think I won the penis lottery.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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