no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
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