I bet he comes in French.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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