Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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