Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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