Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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