Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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