She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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