I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
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