Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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