i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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