Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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