Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I need a burrito and a hug.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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