It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
