I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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