hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
he just fucked me for my cheese.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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